Kid Funnies Take #4,087

We pulled into our neighborhood and the first yard had it’s sprinkler system on – Ries says, “Oh no! Their sprinklers are on and no one is out to play in them!”

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R2: How do you eat cake with a spoon, Ries, you must be talented!

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Ries asked me what her bday gift is today and I told her I don’t have one yet (miscounted!). So she starts scrolling through all the pictures she took on my phone of the things she wants at Target and says, “It’s all about Barbies. All about Barbies, I’m telling you.”

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R3’s bedtime kiss goes like this (this is her kissing me, every night): lips, cheek, cheek, nose, chin, forehead, eye, eye… then butterfly kiss in each eye and eskimo kiss and tonight she added rubbing foreheads and then rubbing cheeks.

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Ries sets her cup on the floor and I tell her that’s not a good place for it. She says, “Then where do I put it?
Me: Over on the table.
Her: But then I have to get up and walk all the way over there! (a whole ft)

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Me: Man, Barbie’s live better than I do.
Ry: No, they live in a box until someone buys them and then throws them on the floor.

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Then, he pulls out his new toy thing and says, ” he has no pants! Look, little alien butt cheeks!”

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