R3 has an Ariel cup and told R2 to guess the color of Ariel’s eyes. R2 starts naming colors and R3 keeps saying no. R2 says, “black” and R3 says, “No, that would just be creepy!” LOL
R3: I don’t know, but I just don’t think Scooby Doo is the right thing to watch when you’re sick.
R3: Mommy, Ry said to read my book somewhere else or in my head but it’s no FUN when I read it in my head!
r3: I want a punch buggy.
G: Why, they only fit 4 people!
r3: Well, it will be me, my husband and 2 kids.
Me: You’re only having 2 kids, huh?
r3: Well, if I have more I’ll just get a bigger car!
On the way to the beach yesterday the kids noticed the McGuire’s bus…
r3: Did you see those people?
T: Yeah they’re not real.
r3: Mommy are they real?
Me: No, honey, they’re mannequins.
r3: But the driver WAVED!!!
r3 to R4: I love you baby, I would never hurt you. You are my precious! I would never drop you off of a cliff that was twenty hundred feet high. If you fell off a mountain that was twenty hundred feet high I would jump off and save you. Because I loooooove you!!!!
r3: Mom, what can I do other than draw and eat bacon all day?
r3: They didn’t say “Welcome to Moe’s” when we came in!
Me: Hmm, I didn’t notice.
(another couple walks in and they all yell “Welcome to Moe’s”)
r3: I don’t think they like us!
r3 is packing her bag to sleep over at Tara’s. She’s having a conversation with her stuffed animal, who is insisting it won’t fit in her bag.
r3: Yes, you will fit, believe in yourself! I believe in you!
r3: Mommy, I’m still hungry but I don’t want to get up.
Me: I’m sorry, what are you going to do about that?
r3: (being all sweet and giggly) Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Me: Probably not.
r3: Would you please be a GOOD mommy and go and get me something else to eat?
Me: I’m a pregnant, sick mommy and you’re on your own.
r3: I’m an artist!
Me: you are, huh?
r3: Yes! I can paint you a horse…after you draw it.
r3: This is my doctor bag. In case someone is bleeding, I can give them some hand sanitizer.